In accordance with my policy of always being on the very cutting edge of technology, I am happy to announce that now have a "cellular" telephone, which is a new device that allows mobile telephone communication. The phone does not need to attach to any cords or special antennae, and has a self contained battery unit as well, so I can actually have a small telephone-like device with me when I am away from traditional telephone systems. I don't mean to shock you, but the phone actually has buttons as well instead of a dial. It is a pretty neat gizmo, and call me crazy, but I think this type of device may someday become popular.
If you wish to call me when I am not at home or at work, you can call me, and my "cell phone" (short for cellular telephone, an neato abbreviated nickname I came up with) will allow me to talk with you as if I were on a real telephone. Now I know I've joked about make-believe science fiction-type technology before, but I assure you,. this is an actual real product, and I would be happy to show you how it works if you still don't believe me.
Your technologically advanced friend,
Brian
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